Episodes
Monday Dec 02, 2019
Episode 1: Welcome to Harkness
Monday Dec 02, 2019
Monday Dec 02, 2019
Jonas (John), Filnyr (Tim), and Abel (Sam) sign up -- for various reasons -- to be new recruits in the army of King Robert Hark. They each come in with different expectations, but it's safe to say that no one is getting what they signed up for. When the spears are raised and the arrows fly, will they learn to work together to survive, or will this be the shortest podcast series ever recorded? Find out in the first episode of Dungeon Dads!
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Monday Dec 09, 2019
Bonus 1-1: Creating the Characters
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Listen as each Dad tries to find the best method to roll character stats when faced with Thom's novel approach. They also choose classes, races, and talk through their decisions and intentions for their characters.
If you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 2!
To jump to a specific character, see their starting times in this episode below:
- Sam creates Abel - 0:00:58
- Tim creates Filnyr - 0:29:52
- John creates Ionas - 0:53:58
Dad References:
- Unforgiven
- Gran Torino
- Logen Ninefingers (the books of Joe Abercrombie)
- "Just when I thought I was out..." (Godfather Part III)
- The Jonas Brothers
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Monday Dec 09, 2019
Bonus 1-2: Level Up! - Level 2
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Monday Dec 09, 2019
In addition to the guys' thoughts on their first episode, this bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, as the Dads discuss the details of new skills, and why they're choosing certain spells and abilities for their characters.
So if you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 2!
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Monday Dec 16, 2019
Episode 2: Across the Lines
Monday Dec 16, 2019
Monday Dec 16, 2019
Jonas, Filnyr, and Abel are given the task of rooting out the mysterious "Hank," the enemy agent convincing new recruits to desert. It's a counter-espionage extravaganza as Jonas spies a new business opportunity, and the gang has trouble telling lies from the truth, not because they're in too deep, but because they're just not very good at this.
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Monday Dec 23, 2019
Bonus 2-1: Jonas Silverwind - Time F*cked
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Origin episode for Jonas Silverwind. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. In this thrilling origin story, Jonas Silverwind embarks on a journey to reclaim his honor in the eyes of his noble family. Things go horribly wrong, or perhaps... horribly right? Either way, Mr. Percy had better run.
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Tuesday Dec 24, 2019
Bonus 2-2: Just Enough DnD to Understand this Podcast
Tuesday Dec 24, 2019
Tuesday Dec 24, 2019
This bonus episode is for anyone who has been enjoying the podcast but finds the entire concept of Dungeons and Dragons a bit mystifying. Sam and Thom explain some basic DnD concepts, discuss why we chose this format in the first place, and keep the whole thing right around 20 minutes.
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Monday Dec 30, 2019
Episode 3: Unknown Gnomes
Monday Dec 30, 2019
Monday Dec 30, 2019
The gang deals with the aftermath of their attempt at espionage. Tensions mount both within and without the group as a new threat is revealed and the past comes back to haunt more than one hero. Who knew soldiering could be so complicated?
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Monday Jan 06, 2020
Bonus 3-1: Rockbrother Rising
Monday Jan 06, 2020
Monday Jan 06, 2020
Origin episode for Abel Rockbrother. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. In this gripping tale, Abel Rockbrother's lonely life as the hermit of Red Cloud Mountain is disrupted when a dwarf war party comes a knockin'. Will Abel refuse the call to adventure? He's sure going to try.
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Tuesday Jan 07, 2020
Bonus 3-2: Level Up! - Level 3
Tuesday Jan 07, 2020
Tuesday Jan 07, 2020
Time to level up to 3! What new spells and abilities will the dads choose? Listen and find out... if you dare.
This bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, so if you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 4!
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Monday Jan 13, 2020
Episode 4: Mission Incompetent
Monday Jan 13, 2020
Monday Jan 13, 2020
The Goodshower Spearmen are given a mission of critical importance to the Hark army, but the mysterious sentient blade Paresseux Incompetent has another agenda. As the bond between Filnyr and Paresseux grows, the rest of the squad is put in mortal danger... but to whose end?
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Monday Jan 20, 2020
Bonus 4-1: La Cage à Paresseux
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Origin episode for Filnyr Omajyre. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. This week it's a home invasion thriller as Filnyr greets unexpected visitors at the Neverwinter consulate. Will his natural diplomacy be enough to defuse the situation, or will he have to turn to powers that are more mysterious, more dangerous, more... foreign?
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Monday Jan 27, 2020
Episode 5: Forest Fighter
Monday Jan 27, 2020
Monday Jan 27, 2020
Filnyr, Jonas, and Abel are in a fight for their lives as battle erupts in the forest. Who lives and who dies may all come down to a roll of the dice.
Dad References:
- I'm Still Standing
- Dick in a Box
- That scene in the Two Towers where the arrows go whoosh by Aragorn's head.
- Wrigley Field
- Up your butt Jobu.
- Fuck you Jobu! I do it myself.
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Monday Feb 03, 2020
Bonus 5-1: Ask a Dad
Monday Feb 03, 2020
Monday Feb 03, 2020
A few shoutouts, a few questions, a few answers, and a lot of tangents. It's time for some real talk with the dads.
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- Mitch Hedberg - Corn on the Cob
- Home Alone - Les Incompétents
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer RPG
- Munchkin
- Nerdarchy
- Coachella 2005
Some Podcasts We Like:
- Not Another DnD Podcast
- Venture Maidens
- You Meet in a Tavern
- Acquisitions Incorporated: The "C" Team
- Dungeons and Daddies
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Monday Feb 10, 2020
Episode 6: Piece of Hut
Monday Feb 10, 2020
Monday Feb 10, 2020
A journey to a mysterious purveyor of trickster magic at the center of an enchanted forest. What could go wrong?
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- Pizza Hut
- "You can call me Ray J."
- "What my special purpose is for."
- "Some people call me Maurice."
- Jabba the Hutt
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Monday Feb 17, 2020
Bonus 6-1: Level Up! - Level 4
Monday Feb 17, 2020
Monday Feb 17, 2020
This bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, as the Dads discuss the details of new skills, and why they're choosing certain spells and abilities for their characters at level 4. If you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 7!
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